Today, roughly 20 years ago, the chart for stock AES made a big move. What could have caused it? There could be a billion good reasons. We at NoisyStocks have no idea what those reasons are. Instead of a careful & nuanced analysis, we have calculated this chart using a special throw-spaghetti-at-a-wall-and-see-what-sticks algorithm. Our marvelous approach takes random variables and makes wildly spurious correlations.

Where is Port-aux-Francais, TF?

Note 1: The algorithm always chooses the nearest city with >1000 people. If the points happen to fall in the middle of the ocean, it will not be accurate. The actual rainfall coordinates are also shown on the map. Note 2: Rainfall is defined as: “Time mean flux of rain, snow and hail measured as the height of the equivalent liquid water in a square meter per time interval.”